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I have the urge to post something provocative today, so I can get a… - Jarrett Heather
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I have the urge to post something provocative today, so I can get a lot of comments and Live Journal emails in my inbox.

But, dammit, I'm just not that controversial.

If you want to play along, just comment on this post as if I had said something shocking.
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From: ex_ciannait Date: October 30th, 2002 10:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Your life's better than Jerry Springer!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 10:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Actually, lately it kind of has been! But that's not the kind of stuff I can post online.
From: ex_ciannait Date: October 30th, 2002 10:42 am (UTC) (Link)
A man of mystery!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 01:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
A man of discretion.
princessapril From: princessapril Date: October 30th, 2002 10:20 am (UTC) (Link)
*shocked look*
*scowl*
*slaps you*

I can't BELIEVE you said THAT. What kind of human are you?
And here I was thinking you were all sweet and stuff... and then I find out that you are SO.... well, you know what you are!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 10:24 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow, remind me to never piss you off for real!
princessapril From: princessapril Date: October 30th, 2002 10:26 am (UTC) (Link)
lol!
From: sactokaos Date: October 30th, 2002 10:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Like.. NO WAY!! I can't bellieve you did that! Shame! tisk-tisk!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 10:31 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not feeling the anger. Once more with feeling.
From: sactokaos Date: October 30th, 2002 10:40 am (UTC) (Link)
Umm.. damn this is difficult! What's my motivation?
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 01:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Uh, let's say I dishonored your woman somehow.
From: qtkat Date: October 30th, 2002 08:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
ok wait, that would piss ME OFF TOO.

THAT'S MY SISTER YOU FUCKOFF!!!!! *slap* lol
dotcombabe From: dotcombabe Date: October 30th, 2002 10:30 am (UTC) (Link)
And here I thought you were a respectable kinda guy!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 10:31 am (UTC) (Link)
*hangs head in shame*
bluealbino From: bluealbino Date: October 30th, 2002 10:40 am (UTC) (Link)
How could you?!?!!?
Think of the children!
aigamisou From: aigamisou Date: October 30th, 2002 10:49 am (UTC) (Link)
*gasp* for God's sake man - no more drinking for you!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 01:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I blame the alcohol! I'm not responsible!
aigamisou From: aigamisou Date: October 30th, 2002 01:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Well, it was that or the heroin.
camfangrrl From: camfangrrl Date: October 30th, 2002 11:53 am (UTC) (Link)
You're lucky you haven't been arrested. I swear, one more incident like you described and you're going to find yourself covered as breaking news on CNN.
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 01:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think it's legal in some parts of the Netherlands, though.
macklinr From: macklinr Date: October 30th, 2002 01:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, Jarrett Heather, I will marry you!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: October 30th, 2002 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow, now that's provocative.
macklinr From: macklinr Date: October 31st, 2002 11:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I do what I can.
From: qtkat Date: October 30th, 2002 08:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
*dies laughing* that was a good one.
snwbrdette From: snwbrdette Date: October 30th, 2002 01:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

OH MY GOD!! You did what????? Why would you do such a thing!?!?

You got balls man, BALLS! I wouldn't tell my parents if I were you.......no way jose!
From: qtkat Date: October 30th, 2002 08:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
*gasp* "Wow, I didn't know you were gay."
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