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A Great Milestone... - Jarrett Heather
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A Great Milestone...
My Journal Has Exactly 1,000 Entries
Of course, by the time you read this, I will have 1,001. And there are lots and lots of people with more entires than me, but I go for quality over quantity.

I have posted 1,750 comments and received 2,983. The seventeenth person to post in this thread gets to be comment poster 3,000! Who will it be?

Current Music: Trumpet Fanfare in my Head

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jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 10:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Testing...
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 10:43 am (UTC) (Link)
This is comment 2,986.
From: ex_mrflagg Date: November 21st, 2002 11:15 am (UTC) (Link)

ISNT that like cheating

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks...like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.

The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled,
and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,

"Had him circumcised".
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 11:19 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

Ugh, I read that awful joke in your journal already.

The message is that Canadian boys are born with more than eight pounds of foreskin? That's just disturbing.

*shudder*
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

just from reading your reply, i don't want to read the joke.
nuh uh. you can't make me.
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

Spare yourself. You're better off.
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

*sparing self*
as we speak, even.
i'm that damned good.

any comment with the word pounds of foreskin in it is not one i have to read... not EVEN tempted one bit.
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

not trying to "comment whore" but i MEANT to say WORDS pounds of foreskin... not WORD pounds of foreskin...

now i've succesfully written foreskin more times in a few minutes than i've said it in my life, quite possibly.

deplorable.
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 11:33 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

You are being a comment whore. If you want to be number three thousand, you'll need to post three more comments.
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:36 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

You know, you really shouldn't go around calling people whores.
So, does #3000 get a prize?
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

Did your three thosandth commenter get a prize?
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:48 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

one of those pictures that we were talking about earlier? LMAO... just joking...
From: ex_mrflagg Date: November 21st, 2002 11:44 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

yes

8 pounds of foreskin!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 11:45 am (UTC) (Link)

3,000!

Congrats.
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: 3,000!

i missed it because i went to make myself some lunch.
geez.

not that i was trying or anything.
From: ex_mrflagg Date: November 21st, 2002 11:49 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: 3,000!

woooohoooo

im the wiener!!!!
From: ex_mrflagg Date: November 21st, 2002 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

sorry ... didnt think you had lowered yourself to reading my journal ... hehe

where are we now?
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 11:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: ISNT that like cheating

#2,995
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Um. Hugs and stuff.
*is a comment whore*
princessapril From: princessapril Date: November 21st, 2002 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)
I've written 2,312 entries...
I have posted 7,538 comments...
I've gotten 8,734 comments...
okay... now it's someone else's turn to comment! :)
webdiva From: webdiva Date: November 21st, 2002 01:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
nuh uh it has 1001 ROFL ;) guess it wasnt going to last forever :)
jarrett From: jarrett Date: November 21st, 2002 01:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
It was true when I wrote it.
webdiva From: webdiva Date: November 21st, 2002 02:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

i know silly boy! :-P
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