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"Jesus Hates You for Usurping My Parking Spot" - Jarrett Heather
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"Jesus Hates You for Usurping My Parking Spot"
There are few things that annoy me more than coming to work to find someone else in my parking space. I rent a spot from the church on the next block for an ungodly $1,140 a year. That guy in the white pickup truck owes me $4.30. I had to park on the street like a common... street-parking... person.

When I leave for lunch I'm going to take a note to leave on the offending vehicle if it's still there. Any suggestions on what it should say?

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed
Current Music: The Strokes - 12:51

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yellzer From: yellzer Date: January 15th, 2004 06:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
Draw an nasty pictogram of your hands around his throat and Jesus turning his back as he falls into the pits of hell. At the bottom write "I want my $4.30 and you out of my spot by the time I return or you go to hell you thieving bastard!!" The sign it in blood.
cat_named_spot From: cat_named_spot Date: January 15th, 2004 06:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL
snwbrdette From: snwbrdette Date: January 15th, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
I 2nd that!!
djdean From: djdean Date: January 15th, 2004 06:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude,

Remember not to get on Danielle's bad side.
From: dark_wolfe Date: January 15th, 2004 08:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
No kidding! :-)
yellzer From: yellzer Date: January 15th, 2004 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha...yeah!

Just you remember that.

:P
From: chinoe Date: January 15th, 2004 09:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
GO TO EVANGELINES DOWNTOWN, THEY SELL CIVILIAN PARKING TICKETS THAT I BELIEVE SAY ALL THAT YOU NEED TO. AND THEY LOOK GENUINE, MORE SO TO WHITE TRUCK PARKING SPOT STEALING BASTARDS LIKE YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED.

steve
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