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Good morning, all. I have a feeling today is gonna be a long day.… - Jarrett Heather
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Good morning, all.

I have a feeling today is gonna be a long day. I'm not looking forward to it.

Leave me a comment to entertain me and cheer me up a bit.

Current Mood: blah!
Current Music: Goo Charlotte - The Anthem

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From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 07:49 am (UTC) (Link)
How does every racist joke start?


*looks all around*
jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 07:56 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not allowed to make racist jokes because I am a white male.

Hit us up with some culturally insensitive humor.
From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)
On Juan's last day of citizenship class Mr. Heather the teacher singled Juan out for a pop quiz.

"Juan, baby! You're so close to being an American! Just one more question, my boy:

Use the words GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW in a sentence."

Poor Juan thought and he thought, and suddenly the answer burst through the Tres Flores like a bolt of lightning!

"Dis es easy, meester yether. Yesterday in my canton my phone went GREEN GREEN, GREEN GREEN, and I PINK it up and say YELLOW?"
jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Hehehe. That's funny.
From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:10 am (UTC) (Link)
That was the joke, though.. Didn't get it?

*looks all around for any minorities*

I just heard that one and it was a sidebuster the whole night through!*



*see Cyrano.
imprincessapril From: imprincessapril Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Hi!

A dog limps into a bar and says, "ahm lookin' for the man that shot mah paw"
jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)
*groans*
imprincessapril From: imprincessapril Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:24 am (UTC) (Link)
what? bad jokes aren't entertaining?
okay... then it's YOUR turn.
lol
jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Ummmmm...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 12:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Err, they fall through the holes in his hands?
From: just_joolie Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Aww

Look how cute this kid is!



ps..thanks for the frame program. Can't seem to make that EXACT frame that I wanted, but I'm playing with it. Thank you.
yellzer From: yellzer Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Aww

Is he not the most adorable little cutie pie in all the world?
From: just_joolie Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Aww

Yes. :)
jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:36 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Aww

Look at that 1337 h4xx0r!

That was my first PC. The Tandy 1000. No hard drive, 4 Mhz 8088 and 128 Kb of RAM. It came with DOS 1.1 on a 5.25" floppy.

For sake of comparison, the computer I'm using this moment runs a clock speed that's about 600 times faster, has about 8,000 times the memory, and about 180,000 times the storage (my hard drives versus a 720 Kb floppy).
From: just_joolie Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Aww

I know. :P~~~
From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 12:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Aww

Loveage. Mine was a Trash-80. Didn't even have real keys. Tried to write a BASIC proggie and ran out of RAM before I could finish.

I do miss the C=64 days, I do.
gigglecam From: gigglecam Date: March 24th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Have a great day!
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