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Lauren just came to visit.

"Did you see what I got dad for Christmas?" She picks up a two-foot plush gopher standing on a pedestal and brings it to my desk.

"I noticed it, but I didn't know it was a gift from you."

"Yeah, but did you see what does?"

"Um, does it dance to I'm Alright?"

She looked astonished by my guess. "How did you know?" She presses a button on the pedestal and sure enough, the rodent rocks out to Kenny Loggins.

"Well, I've seen the movie."

"What movie?"

These kids today!
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yellzer From: yellzer Date: January 3rd, 2005 09:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Varmint Cong

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
th0rnymead0w From: th0rnymead0w Date: January 3rd, 2005 09:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

*snort*

I bought my grandma one of those a couple of years ago....she collects those crazy singing and dancing critters. LOL
jensenpoet From: jensenpoet Date: January 3rd, 2005 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
and for those of us still ignorant, what's it from?
yellzer From: yellzer Date: January 3rd, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
<---smacks forehead

Caddyshack
jensenpoet From: jensenpoet Date: January 4th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC) (Link)
thank you for filling me in.
jarrett From: jarrett Date: January 3rd, 2005 11:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
*gasp*

I've removed people from my friends list for less, young man.

(jk, of course)
jensenpoet From: jensenpoet Date: January 4th, 2005 12:26 am (UTC) (Link)
haha. i saw your response in my inbox (before i saw danielle's), and i was gonna say "BUT YOU STILL DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT MOVIE! ARRGGGH" lol.

you'd also be amazed by how many "common/basic-required-viewing" movies that everybody and their lesbian grandmother have seen that i've somehow managed to not see yet.
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