- From: The T.A. [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 5:34 PM
Hello Julie. How are you? I doing fine.I would just like to report that your boyfriend is a geek. He used to where pi shirts to school, and he memorized at least the first 40 decimal places of pi. Pesonaly, I think he is a DORK. With a capital D. If you are even consitering marrying him, I would think twice. He is fat. I think you look beautiful, but if you marry him, you will lose your beauty just as fast as you got it.
For the record, I never had a shirt with pi on it, although I would definitely wear one. It would go with my <GEEK> tshirt, my ALL YOU BASE... tshirt, and my favorite molecule tshirt.
And as for actually memorizing 40 digits of pi? I admit it. But it was during senior year calculus class, and I was extremely bored. Someday that knowledge will come in handy, along with the backwards alphabet, and the lyrics to 1989's McDonald's Menu Song.