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A Mysterious Email...
    From: The T.A. [firmclump@earthlink.net]
    Sent: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 5:34 PM
    To: Juliecam.net
    Subject: Hi.

    Hello Julie. How are you? I doing fine.I would just like to report that your boyfriend is a geek. He used to where pi shirts to school, and he memorized at least the first 40 decimal places of pi. Pesonaly, I think he is a DORK. With a capital D. If you are even consitering marrying him, I would think twice. He is fat. I think you look beautiful, but if you marry him, you will lose your beauty just as fast as you got it.
That really made me giggle. Everyone knows Julie basks in my glorious geekdom, and envies my pure, refined dorkhood.

For the record, I never had a shirt with pi on it, although I would definitely wear one. It would go with my <GEEK> tshirt, my ALL YOU BASE... tshirt, and my favorite molecule tshirt.

And as for actually memorizing 40 digits of pi? I admit it. But it was during senior year calculus class, and I was extremely bored. Someday that knowledge will come in handy, along with the backwards alphabet, and the lyrics to 1989's McDonald's Menu Song.
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From: knightwizard Date: December 18th, 2001 08:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're a geek? Who would've thought?!

I once memorized pi to 125 places before realizing just how pointless an activity that was. Now I don't even attempt to memorize the 7 digit phone numbers the pretty ladies at the dance hall give me. I mean, why leave something like THAT to chance?!

Just how do you attract all these people with their negative comments anyway? It's not like you're going out of your way to piss anyone off...
jarrett From: jarrett Date: December 18th, 2001 08:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
I go out of my way to piss off people on the Interstate, but I'm pretty harmless on the Internet.

Julie thinks "The T.A." is Andrea's (the ex's) teacher's assistant. Personally, I'm not jumping to any conclusions.
From: ginamoog Date: December 18th, 2001 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol:)
From: ex_mrflagg Date: December 18th, 2001 08:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
ok

i admit it

im just trying to break the 2 of you up cuz i know Julie is hot for me

hehe
jarrett From: jarrett Date: December 18th, 2001 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, for some reason she's into banning people from her chatroom when she's hot for them.
From: qtkat Date: December 18th, 2001 09:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggle*
From: ex_mrflagg Date: December 19th, 2001 02:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

they all like the bad boys

they just dont like to admit it
gigglecam From: gigglecam Date: December 18th, 2001 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think you are TERRIFIC!!!
jarrett From: jarrett Date: December 18th, 2001 09:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, you are even TERRIFICKER!
jcaswell From: jcaswell Date: December 19th, 2001 01:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Jealousy is a wonderful thing, isn't it? :o)
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