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Once I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I just sat… - Jarrett Heather
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Once I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I just sat there with my mind a total blank while the monkey scribbled notes on little pieces of paper. Then at the end of the week the teacher said, "Okay class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." My paper said "HELLO! MY NAME IS BINGO... I LIKE TO CLIMB ON THINGS... CAN I HAVE A BANANA? EEK! EEK!". I got an "F". When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!!"

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From: (Anonymous) Date: August 18th, 2000 11:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Deep Thoughts.....by Jack Handey

and where's my goddamn scooby?
From: qtkat Date: August 18th, 2000 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Deep Thoughts.....by Jack Handey

Chris!!!!! meow. =)

Copyright issues man, notice Homer is gone too?
jarrett From: jarrett Date: August 18th, 2000 02:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Deep Thoughts.....by Jack Handey

Wow it took the scooby off all your old responses too. Ha ha!
From: qtkat Date: August 18th, 2000 02:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
honey, what the hell are you talking about?
jarrett From: jarrett Date: August 18th, 2000 02:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Never Trust a Monkey

I'm just sharing a life's lesson with my loyal readership.
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