Jarrett (jarrett) wrote,

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Once I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I just sat there with my mind a total blank while the monkey scribbled notes on little pieces of paper. Then at the end of the week the teacher said, "Okay class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." My paper said "HELLO! MY NAME IS BINGO... I LIKE TO CLIMB ON THINGS... CAN I HAVE A BANANA? EEK! EEK!". I got an "F". When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!!"

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