Jarrett (jarrett) wrote,

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Karen: Milkman Dan... I have a law question. Do I have'ta pay another kid's doctor bill if I pushed him off the swingset and he got hurt, even though nobody else saw it?

Milkman Dan: Hold on there, Karen... As much as I'd like to, I can't legally advise you on such matters. I'm no longer licensed to practice law in the United States since I ran afoul of the 1995 Fischer-Richards Act.

Karen: What's that?

Milkman Dan: It effectively prohibits private individuals and organizations from practicing "playground law" out of the back of a milk delivery truck.

Karen: You're lyin'. You don't even know anyways.

Milkman Dan: Perhaps. But you ought to be nicer to the man who just tape-recorded your remorseless confession.
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