amusedMilkman Dan: Hold on there, Karen... As much as I'd like to, I can't legally advise you on such matters. I'm no longer licensed to practice law in the United States since I ran afoul of the 1995 Fischer-Richards Act.
Karen: What's that?
Milkman Dan: It effectively prohibits private individuals and organizations from practicing "playground law" out of the back of a milk delivery truck.
Karen: You're lyin'. You don't even know anyways.
Milkman Dan: Perhaps. But you ought to be nicer to the man who just tape-recorded your remorseless confession.
