It's cool nowadays to blame all your problems on a disease or mental illness. I don't suppose they have one made up for lazy people. I should just make one up. Okay. I officially diagnose myself with LWB Syndrome (Lazy White Boy). They can't expect me to meet my deadlines because I have LWB Syndrome. I like the sound of that.
Damn my LWB. That's why I was such a poor student. I blame my disease. I was always smart as a monkey, but I could never get my assignments done because of my illness. It's a kind discrimination, if you think about it. Maybe I should contact an attorney and sue to get my high school GPA adjusted accordingly.
