September 20th, 2002

The Dreaded Friday Five

1. While growing up did you have a stuffed animal / blankie that you took everywhere or had to have?
No. I had nothing of the sort.

2. Explain one family trip you took as a child. Where? With whom? How old were you?
When I was eight or nine my dad took my brother and I to Florida for a week. We stayed with our grandparents in this RV park full of old people, but we also spent three days in Disney World. That's all I have to say about that. I don't remember it all that well.

3. Name an urban legend you have heard of growing up.
I grew up in a very rural area, and rural legends are far less interesting. Anyway, someone once told me about the roaming gangsters who drove with their headlights off, and anyone who flashed at them would be executed. That's an old one.

4. Name a person who dumped you growing up? Why?
I didn't have a lot of girlfriends growing up, but somehow I always managed to do the dumping. The only time I ever got dumped was by my first real girlfriend Laura. I was 20 at the time, so I'm not sure if that counts or not.

5. Name 5 things you hope to own before dying.
A home, a brand new car, a concert grand piano, a pool table, and a Ukrainian mail-order bride.

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