February 26th, 2004

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All the blinking icons on my friends page are giving me seisures.

People, just because you can make something blink doesn't mean it's a good idea. I'm not sure I can sneak a peek at my friends list at work because it looks like a police raid at a pink floyd concert during a lightning storm on Independence Day (that's a lot of flashing lights).

I'm thinking of finding out who authored the GIF89a specification and burning his house down.
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Have you ever been home alone one night, and you start drinking, then you get wasted and start writing software, then the next morning you can't figure out what the software was supposed to do?

See if you can figure our if there are any practical uses for this program.
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Design a website! Win an Xbox!

Wow, I should totally try to win that contest! All they want is a site design that looks like 2advanced or Wired? Piece of cake!

Except that I already have an Xbox.

Oh, and a project like this normally pays enough to buy a whole bunch of Xboxes.

But they do list LiveJournal as one of their examples. I'd be a shoe-in!


Losers. I can't wait to see what kind of site design they get for their whopping $169 investment.

Man, I sure am a web design snob.
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    snobby

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Oh, I forgot to mention a very, very special birthday on Tuesday.

On February 24th, my television turned two. My, they grow up so fast. *sniff*

It seems like only yesterday, she was only 55 inches, 250 lbs. Well... I guess she's still about the same now.

Now I'm going to go spend some more quality time with her.
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