July 6th, 2004

Strongbad

(no subject)

I think I might get my car washed this afternoon. It's been way too long, and you have to have a shiny car to be a P.I.M.P. like J-Money.

I like to go to Harv's. It's here downtown. They're a little expensive, but they do a damn thorough job.

Let's do something interactive... you, the journal reader have the opportunity to determine what air freshener scent I'll ask for. Is that exciting or what? Choose carefully...

Poll #317320 Car Wash Poll

What air freshening scent should I choose?

Baby Powder
1(4.0%)
Cinnamon Spice
3(12.0%)
French Vanilla
8(32.0%)
Jasmine
0(0.0%)
Lemon-Lime
0(0.0%)
New Car
5(20.0%)
Piña Colada
6(24.0%)
Strawberry
0(0.0%)
Wild Cherry
1(4.0%)
This is the stupidest poll I've ever seen.
1(4.0%)
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(no subject)

Piña colada is taking an early lead (apparently Rupert Holmes has brainwashed us all). But it's got me wonderin' why someone decided your car interior ought to smell like an alcoholic beverage. Is that what you want the cops smelling if you get pulled over? Sure, it would take several gallons of piña colada to impair the reaction time of an anorexic pygmy, but even so, I don't really want to invite suspicion.

Hey, I have a better idea for a car air freshener: Jack Daniels and bong water.