Today I got my "new hire package" which included a stack of forms about 2 feet high. My hand hurts from filling them all out.
I begin my new job on July 1st. My new position title is Associate Information Systems Analyst (Specialist).
My new job will be to do the same thing as my old job (developing eGovernment websites), for about twice the pay, plus just about the best benefits you can get anywhere.
I. Am. Happy.