But I live alone, so I have nobody to cook for. Plus, I don't like most food. I'm a weird, picky eater.
I should learn to make a really good macaroni salad or something. So then when I get invited to picnics, people might say, "I hope Jarrett brings his homemade macaroni salad again." How hard can it be? Cook up some macaroni, throw in some Miracle Whip... voilà!
I do enjoy a good macaroni salad.