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Wasting time...
Here's a fun game. Head over to Google and search for "[your name] is" (be sure to use quotes), then check out the descriptions.

Jarrett is...
  • Jarrett is hospitalized.
  • Jarrett is simply unbeatable so far in 2000.
  • Jarrett is down, but not out.
  • Jarrett is one of the nation’s foremost newspaper, television and radio commentators.
  • Jarrett is a lyricist through and through.
  • Jarrett is the man.
  • Jarrett is a former columnist for the Sun Times.
  • Jarrett is a surgical puppeteer.
  • Jarrett is endorsed by the Everett Democratic Committee.
  • Jarrett is a recognized leader on affordable housing.
  • Jarrett is working to make quality health care more affordable and accessible.
  • Jarrett is one of the best improvisers in jazz, on the piano or otherwise.
  • Jarrett is Chief of the Division of Endourology and Laparoscopy.
  • Jarrett is your winner.
  • Jarrett is a freelance Designer, Writer, and sometimes Art Director who works in the Flat Iron district of NYC.
  • Jarrett is Deputy Consul General of the US Consulate General in Hong Kong.
  • Jarrett is here to stay, because it gets the job done with authority on targets, Deer, Elk and most of the African animals.
  • Jarrett is the number one choice.
  • Jarrett is building momentum at an opportune time.
  • Jarrett is arguably one of the great artists of the latter half of the 20th into the 21st century.
  • Jarrett is a three-time Daytona 500 winner.
So true, so true.

You try it!
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Comments
anglyn From: anglyn Date: August 9th, 2002 01:06 am (UTC) (Link)
My favorite -
Angela is represented by the image of virgins ascending a ladder.
macklinr From: macklinr Date: August 9th, 2002 11:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Last time my girlfriend did it, she got a few funny porno ones. I just tried again, and the funniest porno one is gone. Word
From: dark_wolfe Date: August 10th, 2002 08:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
My favorites:
Shaun is widely believed to be the spawn of Satan.
http://www.illuminated.co.uk/flat/shaun.html

Shaun taints other people's music
http://www.illuminated.co.uk/flat/music.html

I put the rest in my journal. That reminds me, I need to fix the formatting on it to match my new site :-)
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