This is the real deal from fridayfive.org. I don't know where those lame sex questions came from, but those are the ones everyone on my friends list is answering. Me? I'd rather talk about my television than my sex life.

1. How many TVs do you have in your home?
I have only one. It's a 55" Mitsubishi HDTV. It's my baby.

2. On average, how much TV do you watch in a week?
Lately I've been watching less than normal. But I'd say I watch about twenty hours per week in total.

3. Do you feel that television is bad for young children?
I don't have children, so I haven't really thought about it. I'd say the right programming in moderation could be beneficial, but television as a babysitter seems bad.

4. What TV shows do you absolutely HAVE to watch, and if you miss them, you're heartbroken?
The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Futurama and The Simpsons. And I try to catch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as often as I can.

5. If you had the power to create your own television network, what would your line-up look like?
Each half hour it would alternate between childrens cartoons and hard-core porn. Tell me you wouldn't sign up for that channel.

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