Jarrett (jarrett) wrote,

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It's almost Thanksgiving. I'm starvin' already. Danielle is coming to cook me dinner tomorrow because all my family is too far away, and, well, I guess she just doesn't like her family all that much.

Anyone serving up a turducken this year? It's a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey, with all the trimmings. I don't see why they need to stop there. Surely they could fit a cornish hen inside the chicken, then stuff the whole thing in an ostrich. I bet they could serve a lot more people that way. Mmmm... ostrich.

Dude! It's a llama!

Anyway, I'm stuck at work wondering if I'm going to get a paycheck today. Cause after that, I'm totally out of here. Not that anyone would notice my absence. As usual there is nobody here. Bastards.
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