Jarrett (jarrett) wrote,

Conversation with Dave

This is how I destroy a legitimate work-related conversation.

Dave: What if we created a folder --
Jarrett: full of porn?
Dave: Of course.
Jarrett: Straight porn?
Dave: No.
Jarrett: No way.
Dave: Bi- porn?
Jarrett: Maybe.
Dave: Two guys and a girl.
Jarrett: Two girls and a guy.
Dave: Three guys and two girls.
Jarrett: Well, as long as the guys aren't doing each other.
Dave: Okay.
Jarrett: Agreed. I'll write up a work request.
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