Julie fears that David is trying to convert me. Not that she's worried he'll succeed. She knows I'm way too into boobs to join the dark side. I'm a good sport about it though, because I'm not homophobic or anything. We joke.
Today at lunch...
Jarrett: You don't have to go all the way to Hawaii. You can get married in Vermont now too, I think.
David: Finally, there's some place you can go!
Jarrett: I can get married in any state.
David: Oh, we're just waiting.
Jarrett: For my latent homosexuality to surface?
David: You mean blatant homosexuality?