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Was just reading the latest lawn-care news on the Internet.… - Jarrett Heather — LiveJournal
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Was just reading the latest lawn-care news on the Internet.

Yesterday in Indiana, a man drowned while mowing the lawn.

Yesterday in Arkansas, a man drowned while mowing the lawn.

I guess I never realized that lawn mower related drownings were so common.

Current Mood: arrrrgh

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khalerah From: khalerah Date: September 19th, 2003 03:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's a good thing we don't have a lawn.
From: ex_mrflagg Date: September 19th, 2003 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
i've been driving tractors since i was 10.

personally, i've never rolled one. but i've seen a few people that have.
kissel From: kissel Date: September 19th, 2003 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
I never understood drowning, ok so the mower is tipping, jump off the damn thing like you would a rowboat or canoe. Darwin awards....
From: kendryk Date: September 20th, 2003 10:42 am (UTC) (Link)
The day we are born we begin to die
That's just the way it is
I think people who find interesting ways to die are exceptional entertainers
and not dumb or "Darwin award" candidates
maybe it cause I think Darwin was nuts.. but that's neither here nor there
As humans we should explore all ways of dying. WE have died in wars, in the cold, during illness, in big buildings with jets coming at you,.. we've been blown up, shot, stabbed, burned, beaten.. we've had out heads cut off our throats strangled.. we have eve spontaneously combusted... it gets so boring.. I think it is time for people to find new and interesting ways to die. Kudos to the lawnmower drownings! May their children be as creative as they were.
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