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Good morning, all. I have a feeling today is gonna be a long day.… - Jarrett Heather — LiveJournal
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jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 07:56 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not allowed to make racist jokes because I am a white male.

Hit us up with some culturally insensitive humor.
From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)
On Juan's last day of citizenship class Mr. Heather the teacher singled Juan out for a pop quiz.

"Juan, baby! You're so close to being an American! Just one more question, my boy:

Use the words GREEN, PINK, and YELLOW in a sentence."

Poor Juan thought and he thought, and suddenly the answer burst through the Tres Flores like a bolt of lightning!

"Dis es easy, meester yether. Yesterday in my canton my phone went GREEN GREEN, GREEN GREEN, and I PINK it up and say YELLOW?"
jarrett From: jarrett Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Hehehe. That's funny.
From: chinoe Date: March 23rd, 2004 08:10 am (UTC) (Link)
That was the joke, though.. Didn't get it?

*looks all around for any minorities*

I just heard that one and it was a sidebuster the whole night through!*



*see Cyrano.
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