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Jarrett Heather
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Sliced bread is convenient, but I'm not sure it should be the standard by which all other human accomplishments should be measured. Would my life really be all that bad if I had to slice off a couple of pieces of bread before making a sandwich?

Fill in the blank: "... the greatest thing since ________."
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jcaswell From: jcaswell Date: August 14th, 2001 10:55 am (UTC) (Link)

the greatest thing since....

...my birth, which was obviously a great day for the human race...
lordremo From: lordremo Date: August 15th, 2001 01:13 am (UTC) (Link)
"the invention of toilet paper"
Hey, you just went camping... imagine how close you were to the alternative?
From: ex_mrflagg Date: August 15th, 2001 06:47 am (UTC) (Link)
ip spoofing

a razor that can shave an entire chin

breast implants

oral sex in the back of a car
(skip that last one ... if that were the case nothing would ever measure up)
mandakins From: mandakins Date: August 15th, 2001 08:44 am (UTC) (Link)
..indoor plumbing.

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